Terms and Conditions
Terms and Conditions
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Last updated: September 8, 2026
This website is operated by S Johnson Voiceovers LLC. On this page, “we,” “us,” and“our” mean S Johnson Voiceovers LLC, and “you” means anyone browsing or buying from snackdaddymerch.com.
By visiting the site or placing an order, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree with them, don’t use the site. Any new features or tools we add later are covered by these Terms too.
Our store is hosted on Shopify Inc., which provides the ecommerce platform we use to sell to you.
Contact us at support@snackdaddymerch.com.
Please also read our [Privacy Policy] and [Shipping and Returns Policy], which are part of these Terms.
You need to be at least 18, or the age of majority where you live, to place an order. If you’re the age of majority and a minor in your household uses the site, you’re taking responsibility for that.
Don’t use our products or this site for anything illegal, and don’t upload viruses or malicious code. Breaking these Terms ends your access immediately.
We may refuse service to anyone, at any time, for any lawful reason.
2. Products and how they’re described
We try hard to show our products accurately, but a few realities of printed apparel are worth stating plainly:
We may limit quantities, discontinue items, or restrict sales by region at any time. We don’t warrant that any product will meet your expectations.
3. Orders, pricing, and errors
Placing an order is an offer to buy. It isn’t accepted until we confirm it and charge your payment method. An automated confirmation email is a receipt, not our acceptance.
Prices are in U.S. dollars and don’t include shipping or tax. Prices can change without notice, but the price shown at checkout is the price that applies to your order.
Occasionally something on the site will be wrong: a price, a description, a shipping estimate, a promotion, an availability note. We reserve the right to correct errors and to change, update, or cancel an order if the information behind it was inaccurate, including after you’ve submitted it. If we cancel after charging you, you get a full refund.
We may also limit or cancel orders that appear to come from dealers, resellers, or distributors, or multiple orders placed on the same card, account, or address.
Please keep your purchase and contact information current so we can complete your order and reach you if something comes up.
We ship within the United States only. Orders placed with a non-U.S. shipping address will be canceled and refunded.
Everything is printed after you order, so allow production time before anything ships. Production and delivery timelines are estimates, not guarantees. Carrier delays, weather, and holidays happen and we can’t control them.
You’re responsible for entering a correct, complete shipping address. If the address you enter is incomplete or invalid, the carrier returns the package to our fulfillment partner’s facility and we can reship it at your cost. We can’t cover a free replacement for a package delivered to an address you entered incorrectly.
Title and risk of loss pass to you when the carrier takes the package. If tracking shows delivery and you didn’t receive it, contact the carrier first, then email us at support@snackdaddymerch.com within 15 days and we’ll help however we can.
Everything we sell is made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting. Because of that, we can’t accept returns or exchanges for size, fit, color preference, or change of mind.
If something’s wrong with your order, we’ll make it right. Email support@snackdaddymerch.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the problem. Covered: misprints, holes, tears, seam failures, wrong item, wrong size shipped versus size ordered, and print significantly off from the product mockup. We’ll replace the item at no cost or refund it, at our discretion, and in most cases you won’t need to ship anything back. Don’t mail anything to us unless we specifically ask. Returns are handled by our fulfillment partner and go to their facility, not to us.
Not covered: the normal print, color, and fit variation described in Section 2.
Changes and cancellations are only possible before an item enters production, which can happen within hours. Email us immediately with your order number and we’ll do what we can, but we can’t promise it. Once production starts, the order is final.
Full detail lives on our [Shipping and Returns Policy] page.
The SNACK DADDY name and logo, and our other brand names, logos, artwork, and designs, are trademarks and copyrighted works of S Johnson Voiceovers LLC. Our marks include, without limitation, SNACK DADDY, SNACK MAMA, and BIG BACK UNIVERSITY. Nothing here gives you a license to use them.
You may not: reprint our designs on any product, including for yourself; use our marks, artwork, or product photography in your own store, listings, ads, or content; make derivative versions of our designs; scrape or mirror the site; or use our marks in domain names, social handles, or ad keywords in a way that suggests we’re affiliated.
You may: buy our stuff, wear it, and post about it. That’s encouraged.
Products are sold for personal use. Bulk buying for resale and automated purchasing are not allowed, and we may cancel those orders.
Spot a counterfeit? Email support@snackdaddymerch.com.
[Counsel: add ® after any federally registered mark and ™ after the rest once serial and registration numbers are confirmed.]
If you send us a review, photo, comment, idea, or suggestion, or post publicly about our products, you agree we can use it: repost it, edit it, publish it, and include it in our marketing, in any medium, without paying you or asking again. We’re not obligated to keep submissions confidential, to compensate you, or to respond.
You’re responsible for what you post. Don’t submit anything you don’t have the rights to, and don’t submit anything unlawful, defamatory, hateful, or obscene. We may remove or decline to use anything, and we’re not liable for what other people post.
Placing an order gets you transactional emails about that order. That’s not optional, since we need to be able to tell you where your package is.
If you give us your email address or phone number through a signup form or at checkout, you may also receive marketing messages from us. Consent to marketing isn’t a condition of purchase. You can opt out anytime using the unsubscribe link in any marketing email, or by replying STOP to a text message. Standard message and data rates may apply. Opting out of marketing doesn’t stop order-related messages.
We don’t sell your information. See our [Privacy Policy] for how we handle it.
9. Third-party services and links
Our store runs on Shopify, is printed and fulfilled by Printful, and uses third-party payment processors, shipping carriers, and analytics tools. Those services are governed by their own terms and privacy practices, and we’re not responsible for their acts or omissions.
The site may link to third-party websites we don’t control and don’t endorse. Review their terms before transacting with them. Complaints about a third party’s products should go to that third party.
Beyond what’s above, you may not use this site: for any unlawful purpose; to encourage unlawful acts; to violate any law or regulation; to infringe our intellectual property or anyone else’s; to harass, abuse, defame, or discriminate against anyone; to submit false information; to transmit malicious code; to collect other people’s personal information; to spam, phish, spider, crawl, or scrape; or to interfere with the site’s security features. We may terminate your access for any of these.
We don’t guarantee the site will be uninterrupted, secure, timely, or error free, and we may take it down or suspend it at any time.
Products and services are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, durability, title, and non-infringement, except as required by law.
Some states don’t allow certain warranty exclusions, so parts of this may not apply to you.
To the fullest extent the law allows, S Johnson Voiceovers LLC and its owners, officers, employees, contractors, agents, and suppliers are not liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages, including lost profits, lost revenue, lost data, or replacement costs, arising from your use of this site or any product bought through it, whether the claim is in contract, tort, negligence, strict liability, or anything else, even if we knew such damages were possible.
Our total liability for any claim related to an order will not exceed the greater of what you paid for that order or one hundred U.S. dollars.
Where a state doesn’t permit these limits, our liability is limited to the maximum that state allows. Nothing here limits liability that can’t be limited by law.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless S Johnson Voiceovers LLC and its owners, officers, employees, contractors, agents, and service providers from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, arising from your breach of these Terms, your violation of any law, or your infringement of a third party’s rights.
14. Governing law and disputes
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Ohio, without regard to conflict of laws principles.
Before filing any claim, email us at support@snackdaddymerch.com and give us 30 days to resolve it. Almost everything gets solved that way.
If it can’t be resolved, any dispute goes exclusively to the state or federal courts located in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, and you consent to jurisdiction and venue there. Any claim must be brought within one year of when it arises, to the extent the law permits.
These Terms stay in effect until you or we end them. You can end them by stopping your use of the site. We can end them at any time, without notice, if we believe you’ve broken them, and you’ll still owe anything due up to that point. Obligations and liabilities from before termination survive it.
We may update these Terms at any time by posting a new version here and updating the date at the top. Your continued use of the site after changes are posted means you accept them. The version in effect when you place an order governs that order.
Questions about these Terms, an order, or a return:
support@snackdaddymerch.com
We reply within 1 to 2 business days, Monday through Friday. Put your order number in the subject line and we’ll find you faster.